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botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

Reblogged from I'm not Australian.

bbook:

One morning, David Lynch awoke to hear his intercom buzzing. A man’s voice on the other end spoke, referring to him as “Dave.” Lynch answered, “Yeah?” and the man said, “Dick Laurent is dead.” Lynch said, “What?” but there was no one at the door. And he’d never heard of a Dick Laurent. He looked out to the large window on the other side of his house by the door, but again, no one there. 

A typical morning for the man who has provided us with some of the most powerfully psychological fright and pleasure? Maybe. An inspiration for one of his greatest films? Definitely. If a Lynchian universe all exists within the mind, somewhere between waking and consciousness, Lost Highway is that moment in a nightmare where your body begins to panic, knowing this is not quite reality but you’re stuck, you cannot wake yourself up and in dreams you must visualize physically prying your eyes open and screaming aloud in order to escape. 

Traveling Back Down David Lynch’s ‘Lost Highway’

I love this.

Reblogged from Film.com

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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When you can’t sing because gravity has been inverted.

Reblogged from I'm not Australian.
Movie #139 of 2013: JSA: Joint Security Area (Chan-Wook Park, 2000)

Movie #139 of 2013: JSA: Joint Security Area (Chan-Wook Park, 2000)

film-dot-com:

TRAILER: ARI FOLMAN’S “THE CONGRESS.”

so that’s what a perfect trailer looks like.

sight unseen, Ari Folman’s follow-up to “Waltz With Bashir” might be the most exciting film at Cannes, this year.

This looks fucking insane. And gorgeous. I want it. I want it now.

Reblogged from Film.com
Movie #138 of 2013: Lady Vengeance (Chan-Wook Park, 2005)

Movie #138 of 2013: Lady Vengeance (Chan-Wook Park, 2005)

ATTENTION YOU GUYS THIS IS THE DUMBEST/BEST FUCKING THING EVER OH MY GOD WATCH IT SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

YOU

ARE

NOT

PREPARED